2003-11-19 - 9:50 p.m.

luscious

hey

what's up

nothin' much

basking in a day off

i was taking some online quiz or other and one of the questions was

arent babies incredibly special?

hee.

aren't they though.

they are

i like them

me too

they have a unique consistency.

glad i don't have to deal with them on a daily basis though

yeah

consistency?

yes, i suppose they do. . . .

they are squishy in a special baby way

chewy but tender

haha

1 egg = 2 T vegetable oil

1 T prepared mustard = 1 t dry mustard

1 prune = 8 raisins

1 pizza = 12 dollars

1 C Coke = 1 C Pepsi

sunrise = sunset

1 wasp = 14 ants

1 hug = 5 handshakes

what's that from?

1 punch in jaw = 8 middle fingers

from harper's

interesting

completing free coffee card = spying nude neighbor through the window

licked by dog = gift of ugly necktie

cloud = crow

9:50 PM

bowling trophy = promotional t-shirt

finding a 20 dollar bill on the sidewalk = finding twenty 1 dollar bills on the sidewalk

thunderstorm = trick-or-treating

car door slammed on fingers = testifying against brother-in-law

legalized gambling = Africanized killer bees

i would totally rather find twenty one dollar bills on the ground

car alarm = painful urination

especially if they weren't all in the same place

2 lawyer jokes = 1 C bread crumbs

painful urination is way worse than car alarm

empty parking lot = dream-within-a-dream

i agree

shaving = sautéing

pinking shears = parsley

tapenade = Rashomon

whatever that means

bone spur = church pew

rashomon is a movie

i don't know about tapenade

eleventy-twelve = 122

one step forward - one step back