2003-12-31 - 3:12 a.m.

that midnight train to georgia.

HEEB MAGAZINE ROCKS THIS WORLD AND ANY OTHERS THAT MIGHT BE EXTANT! W00T!

anyone who ever borrows my car: unlock the driver's side. NEVER EVER try to get in by unlocking the passenger side. and don't try to drive away while the alarm is going off. not surprisingly, it won't go anywhere while the alarm is going off.

it's okay though, it didn't wake anyone up. but damn it now i can't go downstairs for cough drops.

drinking beer makes my farts smell skunky.

reah gave me an awesome drawing of hello kitty surrounded by floating green seals. it rocks my socks. thanks reah!

know what else rocks my socks? stealing the orange baubles from the display at banana republic while i wait for ryan to try on pants.

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