2004-03-25 - 9:45 a.m.

ezra: "i'm mad at david because he put chewed gum in my mashed potatoes. i'm going to get back at him"

matt: "really? how?"

ezra: "i'm going to fill his toothbrush case with black pepper"

matt: "does david ever really brush his teeth though?"

ezra: "good point. he won't notice for a couple days at least. i'll do something he'll notice right away too."

adam: "fill his shampoo bottle with nair."

matt: "does david every really wash his hair?"

ezra: "good point."

adam: "how about you just hit him with a stick?"

this is funny because david is, despite being really dirty, or perhaps because of it, the prettiest boy any of us have ever seen.

i also found the perfect snuggle buddy. i'm not especially attracted to him but he's not bad, i bitch to him about breaking up with ryan, he btiches to me about his failed attempts to get with some girl from the 3rd floor, we drink jack daniels, we snuggle, we make out, we talk about protests and hippie shit like that, we kvetch, we make out some more. we're both looking for more of an animated blanket than an actual relationship. it's great.

oh god why is oberlin so awesome?

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